WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your britches in a twist? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a pint and you can tell us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. What's got ya riled up? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could explod